Today's piece of lunacy...
The call comes in from a public relations executive. I want to talk about our new client's word processor, she says. Unlike Word, it looks for grammatical errors.

So does Word, I say.

No, look, it doesn't just do spelling. It does grammar.

Yes, so does Word, I say.

There's this long pause and she promises to send me an e-mail. I can hardly wait.
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