How not to present to the media (or bishop-bashing for beginners)
An open message to the Bishop of Southwark: when you're in a hole, stop digging.
Or at least stop telling everyone you must have been sober on the night you can't account for because you got home OK. Loads of us do it when plastered - it's not difficult. Even then, you could draw the line at explaining your route home from Green Park to Streatham - a claim that you did this straightforwardly via London Bridge is tosh, the straightforward route is Green Park tube then change at Stockwell and straight to Tooting Bec.

The real problem is that the Bishop is claiming he wasn't drunk and because of his position everyone thinks it's hilarious. So whatever ill-advised interview he gives, he's not going to win.

I do wonder about some of the other conditions that could produce the same symptoms as this, though. Supposing, after proper medical assessment, he wasn't drunk but was found to have had a stroke? Or that this was the onset of Alzheimer's? It might not sound quite so hilarious I suppose, and won't sell the papers. But deep down inside me there's a niggle that says a middle aged to elderly man found completely out of control is more of a cause for concern than for a laugh.
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